Mulattos Lana Safa (28) escort CBD

Balausta

I've wanted to see Lana Safa for quite a while... I first noticed her ads popped up on BP over a year ago. I thought she looked amazing – a real “exotic” look and curves that appeal to me – and it also didn’t hurt that she apparently had really good taste in lingerie – so much so that I assumed the pix were too good to be true. But there were lots of photos / ads – and I was even able to track down a review or 2 so I reached out and made a call. She picked right up, after a brief intro, she was quite friendly - but as luck would have it (or not have it) - she was leaving town the next day, so, I put her on my "Fave" list – and kept track. Flash forward to last week leading into Super Bowl XLIX… I really wanted to try to set something up due to a high stress week at work... but all the SB craziness around the valley made me think I should just lay low – until I saw Lana Safa’s latest ad with video pop up out of the blue. Fortunately for me, this would be the time we finally connected! Non-VIPS, Lana Safa is not "GFE" - but she is totally upfront about safety first - and I appreciate that -- it totally works for me (although I definitely would expand my boundaries with her -- given the chance!) If you like her pix – and enjoy the company of a sexy, sweet, smart and exotic looking young lady - don't miss Lana Safa.

Preshow

Lana Safa is an attractive full bodied lady. Fantastic big kissable lips and big bum. She is also quite tall and carries her figure off well. The pictures on the website are very similar to her but I would say she even prettier in real life. She really was fresh breath air and I was more then happy that I enjoyed time with her.

Tinni

This was an incredible disappointment. Having been to HoD SK and MKE on several occasions and having had good service each time (the rude and not very helpful English maid/receptionist at HOD SK notwithstanding) I really had high hopes for this one.I got the train from Euston to MK,giving myself about 45 minutes to find the place. These HOD/MK establishments don't give you the address til the morning of the appointment, but this was never a problem when dealing with MKE as the maid always gave really helpful directions.I didn't have a satnav but I had a reasonable idea of the area, so once I received the address I started making my way there. As the minutes ticked by though, I began to realize it was much further than I expected. And not that easy to find. With about 15 minutes remaining I called the receptionist to get directions. I asked her is it near the big Marks & Spencer's. She said she didn't know, but it's near Next. I asked is it near Macdonalds, she said she didn't know, but its near Next. I asked is it near the Odeon cinema, she said she didn't know, but it's near Next. I asked her how do I get to Next, she said she didn't know. I asked her is it near Campbell park, she said no, it's completely on the other side of the city (this wasn't true. It was quite near Campbell park, I eventually discovered).With about 5 minutes to go I called again and asked if it was possible to delay my appointment til 1.15 or even 1.10, as I still couldn't find the place. She said absolutely no way, that my appointment was booked for 1pm and that's when it would start, whether I was there or not. She said Lana Safa had another customer right after me at exactly 1.45.Incredibly, I got there about 1.05. Unfortunately though, Lana Safa was bored and really disinterested, and seemingly in a bad mood. I tried to win her over with flattery & compliments & humour, but she just wasn't having it. Every time I attempted different positions on the bed, she continuously rolled her eyes and clicked her tongue in exasperation! Eventually I just gave up and lay there while she gave me oral. She seriously didn't want to be there in that room with me, & with her entire demeanor & body language she was making no secret of it.With about 15 to 20 minutes of the session remaining, I was about to get up and leave, but I thought I'd wait a few minutes and catch my breath, what with the frantic efforts to get there & all. I was really dejected. We started to talk. She asked where I came from, I told her London. I said "I came all the way from London to see you baby". And with that, an extraordinary transformation came over her, she became extremely sweet and affectionate and girlfriendy and lovey-dovey! She was really chatty and smothered me in kisses. I even got up to leave but she told me to stay a little longer. But it was too late by then.As I was getting dressed she lounged around, quite relaxed, with no signs of her next customer. She saw me to the door, and as I walked away I checked the time, and saw that it was almost 2.15, a full half an hour after my appointment ended, but still no sign of her next customer. So why did the receptionist refuse to let me delay the appointment by just a few minutes!This was so disappointing on so many levels. If Annabellas had employed a receptionist who had even a vague knowledge of the area it would have made such a difference. That, along with her unhelpful attitude and Lana Safa's bad mood and rough appearance AND the grubby condition of the room made this memorable for all the wrong reasons. I've never been back.

Clockworks

I had heard a lot about Lana Safa and her PSE, but I had a very strange experience.The punt started off well with Lana Safa being very affectionate towards me and saying/ doing all the right things. OWO was administered expertly but after round 1, things went downhill.She is a bit 'scatty' and it shows during normal conversation with her. However, midway through she started talking about drugs and pulled out a bong she had stashed away to take a couple of hits. I find drugs a major turn-off and at this point the experience had turned sour for me.She might have sensed this as she did quickly put the bong away and try for round 2. After a lot of work on her end, she did manage to get me hard and even provided anal (one of the only girls to ever manage it) where I shot my load a second time.In retrospect, I think you need to let go of yourself before you visit Lana Safa and simply go with the flow. I won't be returning but for those that can put up with her 'quirkiness' will enjoy the experience.

Shannon

This fun blonde will definitely show you a good time tonight. It was great getting together with Lana Safa, who has a sexy smile and even sexier body. We chatted for a bit in her sitting room before we headed for bedroom, and she put her fingers to my lips and told me not to say anything, so I didn’t as she gave me a striptease and then some lovely oral sex after my trousers were pulled down.Sex was great too because she had plenty of energy and knew exactly the sort of thing I would like.Highly recommended, she is the real deal.